sirius black’s knowledge of muggle things is incredibly specialised to what would piss off his mother the fastest
canon
“What’s false conciousness?” asked Ron curiously. I knew he would be more open to communist ideas because he was part of the proletariat, whereas Hermione was part of the bourgeois intelligentsia.
“False conciousness is when people think communism is bad, ” I explained. “Since communism is good, it means they’re obviously insane.”
“Harry, are you a communist?” asked Hermione in a quiet voice. I could tell she was scared, probably of losing her private property.
mcgonagall’s password for the headteacher’s office is ‘it’s britney bitch’
- dumbledore: do not pity the dead, harry
- dumbledore: pity the living
- dumbledore: seriously, behind this spooky train station it's just a constant rave, it's the most fun i've ever had and i'm like sixty thousand years old
ludo bagman is my problematic fave, love that trash disaster man
- voldemort: millenials are killing the death eater industry
